Canadians, ranked.

Happy Canada Day, everybody! In honor of this very important holiday, I’ve decided to bring you the definitive list of Canadians.

1. My Dad

2. James Naismith

3. Wayne Gretzky

4. Steve Nash

5. Bret Hart

6. Larry Walker

7. John Regis

8. Warren Moon for a few years

9. Celine Dion

10. Alex Trebek

11. Seth Rogan

12. Keanu Reeves

13. Shania Twain

14. Rob Ford

15. Ellen Paige

16. Joni Mitchell

T-17. All other Canadians

35,344,945. Scott, he’s a dick.

Enjoy the rest of your Canada Day!

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